Dairy Month Cow Jokes, Audio Clips and Games

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Cow Audio Clips

Here are some fun cow sounds!
Click To Listen What a Cow With Mad Cow Disease Sounds Like
Click Here to Listen to a Normal Cow - 19k
Click here to Listen to a Farmer Song
Click Here to Listen to what Bugs Bunny Has to Say About Cows

Cow and Farm Games

The Cow Pie Bingo Game

If you live in the country, watch your local papers for the chance to play the Cow Pie Bingo game!

This exciting game is where they take a small field and mark it with lime into blocks. You can buy a block and so can the other contestants. They send a cow or bull out into the field and whoever's block is lucky enough to get the first cow pile, wins! Now that is excitement!

Dairy Crossword
Play the flash game - Flying Cow Where You Have to Hit the Bulls Eye
Cowthello
Cow Tipping

Cow Jokes

Two cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says, "Moooooo!" "Hey", the other cow replies.... "I was just about to say the same thing!"

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.

Did you hear about the cow who couldn't give milk?
She was an udder failure.

Did you hear about the other cow who couldn't give milk?
They called her a milk dud!

You Know Your Cow Has Mad Cow Disease...
Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."
Your cow takes up painting and wants to wear an earring.
Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow's body.
Your cow demands to be branded with the 'Golden Archs Logo'.
Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.
Your cow insists evaporated milk comes from thirsty cows.
Your cow quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at Burger King.
She starts giving you Milk of Amnesia.
Your cow joins the a motorcycle gang because, hey, it already has a cool leather jacket.
Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting "MOO" backwards.
Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started feeding it Hershey bars.
Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells "Bullseye"!
Your cow insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows.
Your cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose.
You find your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago.
Your cow keeps wanting to chew other cows cuds.
Your cow believes it could really jump over the moon like in the nursery rhyme if it had a really good run at it.

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